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What does it take to make a dead baby float?
            One scoop of ice cream and a scoop of dead baby.

How did the dead baby cross the road?
            Stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between unloading a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls?
            You can use a pitchfork on the dead babies.

Why do they boil water when a baby's being born?
            So that if it's born dead, they can make soup.

What's red and squirms in the corner?
            A baby playing with a razor blade.
What's blue and squirms in the corner?
            A baby in a baggie.
What's green and sits in the corner?
            The same baby two weeks later.

What's red and hangs from the ceiling?
            A baby on a meat hook.

What's the perfect gift for a dead baby?
            A dead puppy.

What's red and goes around and around?
            A baby in a garbage disposal.

What's red and bubbly and scratches at the window?
            A baby in a microwave.

How many babies does it take to paint a room?
            It depends how high the fan is.
            Meredith Hackman